Flunked the fingerprints again

Got a call from the police department saying that once again my fingerprints were no good. She said she thinks it's the FBI that can't read them. This is insane! After work tomorrow I'm going to stop at the lodge to see if Jim is there. He's retired FBI and maybe he can direct me to whatever department I need to talk to. I had the records girl at the PD laughing when I said just let me commit a crime and see how fast they catch me by my fingerprints! I can't believe I've been trying for a year now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Yvonne and I got Elk of the Month for January tonight for doing the bulletin.